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MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors. View Details

SIZE

MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS

NO SLIP

Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

NO BOUNCE

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.

ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.

ALL FUTURE

A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.